Clint's cheap and lazy, in fact Clint's such a tightarse, when he farts only dogs can hear it!   And if you shove coal up his arse, you get diamonds coming out.   Clint is pictured here poised and ready for action with bong and remote control. (Very fast shutter speed)  
 
 
 
lyrics
 
Pradeepa - vocals
Clint Healy- guitar and vocals
 
Recorded live at Espy Comedy
 - Sunday 23/7/00 -
 

 
 

LYRICS ©1999 cosmic egg   He’s lazy, I'm lazybones He lies on the couch just pulling cones When it’s time for the dishes, I’m off to the dunny I sit there for hours, fuck it’s funny   I’m lazy – yes Clint is the only man alive with rigor mortis – He’s a stiff! - he could have Elle McPherson doing a strip tease in front of him and he’d be too lazy to get it up – Hey I’m lazybones not lazyboner!   He tries to look busy, he tries not to slouch But he can’t do much when he’s stuck to the couch So when I want to rearrange the furniture I just say “Clint, come here”. It’s easy. Now I was supposed to have a stool stuck to my arse here and I walk around and stuff but I was too lazy to get it ready   He’s lazy, he’s a lazy boy The remote control is his favourite toy You do the dishes or you’re out the door Yeah like I haven’t heard that before  OK  OK   I’ll clean up a bit, I won’t be a loafer But as soon as she blinks I’ll be back on the sofa   He’s lazy – the dirty dishes go in the sink He’sa lazybones – and the dirt goes on the floor 'Cause you wouldn’t put the dirt on the bench, that’s where the food goes   He’s lazy – he’s a lazy bum Bum stands for Bludging Unmotivated Male Oh well at least I’m not a nag A nag! I think he means the Non-Appreciated Gender   Oo-or touché babe, alright, tell you what, I’ll take care of dinner tonight – really?– Yeah, pass the phone –actually, could you dial the number for me too please   He’s lazy – I’ve got a callous on me arse! He’sa lazybones – both cheeks He’s laz-é ______  I’m laz-é ______ I said he’s laz-é ___/\_^__  Fuckin’ hell! I’m lazybones__.     home  music  comedy  lyrics  top